Congratulations on completing this advice column! Fox playing an actor! One might lure the gerbil up the tube with a piece of cheese, or, inversely, light a flame under the funnel to send the gerbil scurrying. By Ben Joravsky Fun and Frustration Fantastic Beasts: An alleged Bloomberg Financial Services article was said to have reported: Well you're gonna have dripping problems, obviously.
These are exactly the kind of rhetorical questions gossips want you to ask.
A Complete History Of Gerbiling So Far
For while gay men and, I assume, Richard Gere don't put gerbils in their asses, not a day goes by that someone—usually a straight year-old boy—doesn't try to shove one in, figuratively speaking. I can also assure you that if you provide any more details about the haunted pet cemetery that is your social life, I will walk. A February episode of Family Feud featured a woman who immediately answered "a gerbil" when host Steve Harvey asked "Name something a doctor would pull out of a person. Take the Stallone story, for example; while picked up across various media circuits, its provenance was never questioned. After much investigation, he was unable to find any evidence that the Gere incident ever happened: